A Canine Carsick Cure and Frozen Doggie Sperm
No more doggie puke in your car! Help is on the way. If you dread taking your four-legged friend anywhere in your car, then say hallo to Cerenia. This Food and Drug Administration approved drug will keep your pooch from vomiting when it gets motion sickness.
The bad news: You’ll probably have to take the dog to the vet (in your car), to approve its use.
Meanwhile,
More people are reportedly freezing Fido’s sperm.
WHY???? You might ask.
While professional breeders have long relied on canine semen banks to help ensure that the genes of top dogs are passed along to future generations, veterinarians say dog lovers everywhere increasingly are using sperm banks with the goal of eventually creating puppies with the traits of a favorite pet.
Another obvious question is: HOW????
Unlike men, male dogs aren't turned on by pornographic pictures or videos. Instead, canine semen banks often rely on a female in heat known as a “teaser” dog. When the male gets ready to mount her, technicians manually stimulate the dog's penis until the animal ejaculates into a collection kit called an "artificial vagina."
Sometimes, electrical stimulation is used to retrieve the sperm.
That’s my appetite gone….
Source: MSNBC and
WGRZ
The bad news: You’ll probably have to take the dog to the vet (in your car), to approve its use.
Meanwhile,
More people are reportedly freezing Fido’s sperm.
WHY???? You might ask.
While professional breeders have long relied on canine semen banks to help ensure that the genes of top dogs are passed along to future generations, veterinarians say dog lovers everywhere increasingly are using sperm banks with the goal of eventually creating puppies with the traits of a favorite pet.
Another obvious question is: HOW????
Unlike men, male dogs aren't turned on by pornographic pictures or videos. Instead, canine semen banks often rely on a female in heat known as a “teaser” dog. When the male gets ready to mount her, technicians manually stimulate the dog's penis until the animal ejaculates into a collection kit called an "artificial vagina."
Sometimes, electrical stimulation is used to retrieve the sperm.
That’s my appetite gone….
Source: MSNBC and
WGRZ
posted by Postcards From The Ledge at
3:43 AM
2 Comments:
That is soooo gross. Gives a new meaning to "dog pound" and "doggie bag."
Perhaps they need something like this to help poochie boy yield his seed:
http://opensourcevagina.blogspot.com/
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